Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a Vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and
the other is a Great Dane.The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"
The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep."
The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"
The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been
barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one of the
neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he
can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep. "The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here. The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday after her
shower, she tried to grab something from the medicine cabinet and dropped her
towel. The next thing I know I'm wrapped around her leg, I just couldn't help myself. "The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"
"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails
trimmed."
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