A Jersey man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, her husband woke up, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to Great Adventure and What a day she had. He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of Great Adventure, her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. After that they went to McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with large fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: to see the latest Star Wars epic, get a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly pop and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
On the morning of her birthday, her husband woke up, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to Great Adventure and What a day she had. He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of Great Adventure, her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. After that they went to McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with large fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: to see the latest Star Wars epic, get a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly pop and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
