Joke Of The Day "Jesus and the Burglar"

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires. Clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

God Has Kept Me Here For A Reason

Repeat after me: God has kept me here for a reason. I survived because He has a plan for me. All my bad relationships, the addictions, the consequences, the bad credit, the repossessions, the death of my loved ones, the back stabbing from my friends, the negative thoughts, or the lack of support; I made it because I am blessed!

I release and let go of all past hurts, misunderstandings and grudges because I am abundantly blessed! I recognize them as the illusions they are, and sent from the enemy to kill my spirit, steal my joy, and destroy my faith; For God is all there is. All else is a lie! Now give yourself a hug, wipe your tears away and walk in victory!!!!!!!! I love you, but more appropriately God loves you BEST!

CONGRATULATIONS LATIKKA!!!!!

I am proud to announce that LaTikka is the winner the Black History Month trivia Game. She will be the recipient of two passes to Universal Studios or Island of Adventure. It was close! I pray that next year more of the family will participate. Remember knowledge is the key to sucess. Also, you need to know where you came from in order to know where you are going. Once again, thanks for participating LaTikka and Robin.

Extreme Blessings,
Robin

P.S.
Remember, Uncle Eddie's contest for a chance to win a computer.

Peace,
Robin

What Do You DO??

WHAT do you do...When yuh go to a party and someone steps on yuh shoe?Do you stab or hit the

person or swallow the pain....Knowing life is too short,so yuh dust it off and continue

again.

WHAT do you do...When yuh hear people saying negative things about you?Do you

fight to set it right, and do so with all yuh might....Or leave it knowing the truth will come to light.

WHAT do you say...When you hear all the hate the people push everyday?Do you keep it in yuh heart,to

tear them apart....Or simply leave it alone and contribute to a fresh start.

WHAT do you think...With all the animosity and envy is the norm and this Family starts to sink?Do you let maturity &

wisdom guide yuh response & actions...Or take revenge by threatening and planning hurtful

intentions.WELL this family has seen how some comments can be mean & some can be a delight,TRUE

all it takes is just a few to bring out the worse in you,especially if itz for spite.WHAT YOU

SAY,Think & React is also a simple fact...it CAN have a negative effect on others,ALWAYS have in

mind BY doing something unkind,CAN affect OUR brothers or sisters.

Monthly Best Wishes.........March

Family it's time for March’s Monthly Best Wishes. Family Members with something happening in this month POST it and let the family know about it. I know there are a few Birthdays in this Month.

Maurice Lamont Fields - (Uncle Maurice) 3.11.07

Anthony Edwards Fields (Uncle Tony) 3.12.07

Deryk Byrd (latikka's Husband) 3.13.07

Kristian Mann 3.17.07 - he will be 8 years old.

Show them some luv.

Maurice aught to get blown up with all those kids LOL....HEY HEY, that's my Brother....