Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of

his parishioners. At one house it seemed

obvious that someone was at home,

but no answer came to his repeated knocks

at the door.



Therefore, he took out a business card

and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the

back of it and stuck it in the door.



When the offering was processed

the following Sunday, he found that

his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message,

"Genesis 3:10."



Reaching for his Bible to check out

the citation, he broke up in

gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins

"Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads,

"I heard your voice in the garden and

I was afraid for I was naked."



Remember when the funniest jokes

were the clean ones? They still are!



"A cheerful heart is good medicine"

(Prov. 17:22)