Joke(s) of the Month...........MAY

This is meant as no disrespect to those family member living in the south...we all know y'all ain't FROM the south, y'all just just moved there...LOL....With that said....

1. A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

2.Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted."

3. The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

4. You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "go ahead ... you paid for the room."

5. You can tell if a Mississippi redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

6. The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

7. The law in Alabama was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.

8. A Texas State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "Bout what?"